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On the issue of dress codes

perfect-prefect-percy:

I am so irritated with people saying “omg school dress codes suck! I want to wear what I want! It’s totally sexist! Instead of telling girls not to wear things, teach guys not to be horny!”

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pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

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Flask ready, alcohol ready, prom night is a go! This is not a drill people, this is not a drill! Code red, code red

keyboardsmashwriters:

orangemuses:

hogswatch:

if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you

oh my fucking god

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fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

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fancyfemaletimelord:

sackstiel:

dean-man-of-feathers:

jardestiel:

kevinstoledeanspie:

hallucifer:

people who can eternally fuck themselves:

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and metatron

you forgot metatron

hey what about metatron 

yeah that’s a nice long list you got there going, but did you consider metatron 

i know you put a lot of effort into making this list, but i can’t believe you forgot to add metatron

I expected metatron to be on here.

(Source: hallucifer, via ipoog)

tacotacoyumyum:

funkycellist:

thorin-my-king:

getoutoftherecat:

the-companions-doctor:

sharlina6:

Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads. 

whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this

how do you cat

why can’t i cat

can you download the cat feature, or….?

Do you even cat?

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