the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
Michael Cera’s Most Michael Cera-esque Movie Lines
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"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
don’t you mean
one of these is not like the otters
"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"
these weird dogs are always wet
me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me
"Do you think it’s too late for me? I mean, am I just doomed to be the person that I am? I need you to tell me that I’m good Diane. Tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I’m good."
But then I remember you,
And the way you shine like truth in all you do.
And if you remembered me,
You could save me from the way I tend to be.
*to the tune of “our house”* I’m DRUNK in the middle of the WEEK